Apr 13, 2007
So, rather than answer a specific question, I’m gonna go on a little mini-rant…
Two weeks ago, I talked about how to use the apostrophe with a word that ends in ‘s’. Today, I want to talk about how else to use an apostrophe. Because I see it wrong all.the.time. and it drives me absolutely nuts.
Right now, the apostrophe just seems to show up willy nilly all over the place… the worst is when making any word plural. Please, for the love of all that is grammatically correct, please don’t do this.
Here’s a handy-dandy rule for remembering how to use the apostrophe:
An apostrophe is used for omission and possession.
Omission – if you’ve taken out a letter or two (i.e., don’t (do not), wouldn’t (would not), it’s (yes, it’s – it is, take out the second i and you have it’s) )
Possession – If something belongs to the person/thing you are referring to (Grammar Geek’s rant, The cat’s bowl. One exception… its. Because then it would be “it is”…)
There is one teeny, tiny exception to this… when you are taking one letter (and only one letter) and you’re making it plural, then you use the apostrophe before the s. Why? Mostly to avoid confusion. For example: He got straight A’s, She had to mind her p’s and q’s. Imagine those without the apostrophe. Yikes.
Other than that, please do not use the apostrophe. Want to say something is plural? No apostrophe. There are cats, there are dogs, there are books. Unless you have something that belongs to the cat or the dog or the book, get rid of your apostrophe.
Going to the store to get a new pile of PCs and DVDs and CDs? Yup, no apostrophe there either.
I keep hearing, oh, but I want to separate the thing from the ‘s’. Um. Why? Are people that dumb that they won’t understand what PCs are? or DVDs? or books? I don’t think so. (or, at least, I hope not.
) But for me, if I see PC’s, I think, hm, the PC’s what? Which is more confusing than ‘separating’ the word from the ‘s’.
Just remember the rule… omission and possession. And you’ll have a happy Grammar Geek.
Hope that helps!